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Kawa\u0142y po angielsku: wst\u0119p<\/h1>\n

Kawa\u0142y po angielsku to jokes<\/em>. Opowiadanie kawa\u0142\u00f3w (telling jokes)<\/strong> to \u015bwietny spos\u00f3b na nauk\u0119 angielskiego. W ko\u0144cu nauka nie musi by\u0107 nudna! Ale warto pami\u0119ta\u0107, \u017ce nie wszyscy maj\u0105 podobne poczucie humoru (sense of humor)<\/strong>. Dlatego je\u015bli nie jeste\u015bmy pewni czy nasz rozm\u00f3wca zrozumie nasz \u017cart (to get a joke)<\/strong>, lepiej z niego nie \u017cartujmy, bo nie ka\u017cdy potrafi si\u0119 z siebie \u015bmia\u0107 (to take a joke)<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

a gag <\/b>– dowcip, kawa\u0142, \u017cart<\/div>\n
a jest<\/b> – dowcip, \u017cart<\/div>\n
a joke <\/b>– dowcip, \u017cart, kawa\u0142<\/div>\n
a prank<\/b> – kawa\u0142 (kt\u00f3ry kto\u015b komu\u015b wyci\u0105\u0142)<\/div>\n
a pun <\/b>– gra s\u0142\u00f3w<\/div>\n
sense of humor (AmE) <\/b>– poczucie humoru<\/div>\n
sense of humour (BrE)<\/b> – poczucie humoru<\/div>\n

a wisecrack <\/b>– dowcip, ci\u0119ta uwaga<\/p>\n

to crack a joke <\/b>– opowiedzie\u0107 kawa\u0142<\/div>\n
to fall flat <\/b>– nie wypali\u0107, nie uda\u0107 si\u0119<\/div>\n
to get a joke <\/b>– zrozumie\u0107 \u017cart<\/div>\n
to joke <\/b>– \u017cartowa\u0107<\/div>\n
to joke around <\/b>– \u017cartowa\u0107 sobie<\/div>\n
to laugh <\/b>– \u015bmia\u0107 si\u0119<\/div>\n
to make a joke <\/b>– opowiedzie\u0107 kawa\u0142<\/div>\n
to play a prank<\/b> – p\u0142ata\u0107 figle<\/div>\n
to poke fun at something \/ somebody <\/b>– wy\u015bmiewa\u0107 si\u0119 z czego\u015b \/ kogo\u015b<\/div>\n
to quip <\/b>– \u017cartowa\u0107<\/div>\n
to take a joke <\/b>– nie obrazi\u0107 si\u0119 o \u017cart o sobie<\/div>\n
to tease <\/b>– droczy\u0107 si\u0119<\/div>\n

to tell a joke <\/b>– opowiedzie\u0107 kawa\u0142<\/p>\n

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Popularne rodzaje kawa\u0142\u00f3w po angielsku<\/h5>\n

Jest wiele typ\u00f3w dowcip\u00f3w. Takie, kt\u00f3re opowiada si\u0119 w postaci zabawnej anegdoty (anecdotes)<\/strong> z \u017cycia. A tak\u017ce takie, kt\u00f3re rozumiane s\u0105 tylko przez osoby wtajemniczone w dany \u017cart (inside joke)<\/strong>. Ciekaw\u0105 kategori\u0105 kawa\u0142\u00f3w s\u0105 te\u017c tak zwane dad jokes,<\/em> opowiadane przez rodzic\u00f3w, kt\u00f3rych dzieci nie uwa\u017caj\u0105 za \u015bmieszne.<\/p>\n

anecdotes <\/b>– anegdoty<\/div>\n
dad jokes <\/b>– suchary<\/div>\n
deadpan jokes <\/b>– \u017carty powiedziane z kamiennym wyrazem twarzy<\/div>\n
dirty jokes <\/b>– spro\u015bne \u017carty<\/div>\n
inside jokes <\/b>– \u017carty rozumiane tylko przez wtajemniczon\u0105 grup\u0119<\/div>\n
ironic jokes <\/b>– \u017carty ironiczne<\/div>\n
knock-knock jokes <\/b>– kawa\u0142y typu puk, puk<\/div>\n
lightbulb jokes <\/b>– kawa\u0142y typu “ile os\u00f3b potrzeba do zmiany \u017car\u00f3wki”<\/div>\n
observational comedy<\/b> – komedia oparta na obserwacji \u017cycia<\/div>\n
practical jokes <\/b>– psikusy<\/div>\n
self-deprecating jokes <\/b>– \u017carty autoironiczne<\/div>\n
sick jokes <\/b>– niesmaczne \u017carty<\/div>\n
situational jokes <\/b>– \u017carty sytuacyjne<\/div>\n

slapstick <\/b>– gagi sceniczny, \u017carty wyra\u017cone fizycznie<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\"kawa\u0142y<\/p>\n

Dowcipy po angielsku dla dzieci<\/h2>\n

Kawa\u0142y po angielsku skierowane do dzieci cz\u0119sto wykorzystuj\u0105 gr\u0119 s\u0142\u00f3w (pun)<\/strong>. Dlatego zrozumienie tych \u017cart\u00f3w wymaga dobrej znajomo\u015bci j\u0119zyka angielskiego. Z tego powodu osoby na pocz\u0105tku swojej przygody z angielskim mog\u0105 nie by\u0107 w stanie ich zrozumie\u0107, nawet je\u015bli s\u0105 doro\u015bli (to be adults)<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

– How do all the oceans say hello to each other?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Jak wszystkie oceany witaj\u0105 si\u0119 ze sob\u0105?<\/div>\n
– They wave!<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Robi\u0105 fale!<\/div>\n

S\u0142owo wave ma dwa znaczenia – fala i macha\u0107. Ten kawa\u0142 wykorzystuje gr\u0119 s\u0142\u00f3w tych dw\u00f3ch znacze\u0144. Przy powitaniu mo\u017cna “macha\u0107” do kogo\u015b, ale skoro w kawale mowa o oceanach to oceany “faluj\u0105” gdy si\u0119 z kim\u015b witaj\u0105.<\/p>\n

– What do you call a bear with no teeth?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Jak nazywa si\u0119 nied\u017awied\u017a bez z\u0119b\u00f3w?<\/div>\n
– A gummy bear!<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Gumi\u015b! (dos\u0142. dzi\u0105s\u0142owy nied\u017awied\u017a)<\/div>\n

Gummy to przymiotnik oznaczaj\u0105cy dzi\u0105s\u0142owy. Bear oznacza nied\u017awied\u017a. Po po\u0142\u0105czeniu tych dw\u00f3ch s\u0142\u00f3w dostaniemy wyra\u017cenie oznaczaj\u0105ce “dzi\u0105s\u0142owy nied\u017awied\u017a” – czyli nied\u017awied\u017a bez z\u0119b\u00f3w. Jednak \u017cart polega na tym, \u017ce gummy bear to r\u00f3wnie\u017c angielska nazwa dla \u017celek gumisi\u00f3w.<\/p>\n

– Why are ghosts bad liars?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Dlaczego duchy s\u0105 s\u0142abymi k\u0142amcami?<\/div>\n
– Because you can see right through them!<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Bo \u0142atwo je przejrze\u0107!<\/div>\n
– Why can\u2019t you give Elsa a balloon?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Dlaczego nie dasz Elsie balona?<\/div>\n
– Because she will let it go!<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Bo go wypu\u015bci!<\/div>\n

Ten dowcip nawi\u0105zuje do Elsy, bohaterki filmu “Kraina lodu” (Frozen)<\/b> i jej piosenki “Mam t\u0119 moc” (Let it Go)<\/b>. Niestety w j\u0119zyku polskim tytu\u0142 piosenki zosta\u0142 przet\u0142umaczona inaczej i gra s\u0142\u00f3w jest nieprzet\u0142umaczalna. Let go oznacza wypuszcza\u0107.<\/p>\n

\"O<\/a><\/p>\n

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Nieprzet\u0142umaczalno\u015b\u0107 kawa\u0142\u00f3w<\/h5>\n

Kawa\u0142y, kt\u00f3re wykorzystuj\u0105 gr\u0119 s\u0142\u00f3w cz\u0119sto s\u0105 nieprzet\u0142umaczalne na j\u0119zyk polski. W takim wypadku t\u0142umacze zwykle staraj\u0105 si\u0119 zast\u0105pi\u0107 tak\u0105 gr\u0119 s\u0142\u00f3w polskimi odpowiednikami.<\/p>\n

– Where do cows go for entertainment?<\/div>\n

– To the moo-vies<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

Moo czyli muu to odg\u0142os wydawany przez krowy. Go to the movies to wyra\u017cenie oznaczaj\u0105ce “i\u015b\u0107 do kina”. Ten kawa\u0142 zast\u0119puje pierwsz\u0105 sylab\u0119 s\u0142owa movies z odg\u0142osem wydawanym przez krowy, w celu stworzenia \u015bmiesznej gry s\u0142\u00f3w. Jednak nie da si\u0119 tego przet\u0142umaczy\u0107 na j\u0119zyk polski. W tym wypadku t\u0142umacz mo\u017ce zmieni\u0107 odpowied\u017a udzielon\u0105 w tym kawale na co\u015b, co zaczyna si\u0119 na “muu”.<\/p>\n

– Gdzie krowy chodz\u0105, \u017ceby si\u0119 zabawi\u0107?<\/div>\n

– Na muu-ndial<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

– Why do bees have sticky hair?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Dlaczego pszczo\u0142y maj\u0105 klej\u0105ce si\u0119 w\u0142osy?<\/div>\n
– Because they use honey combs!<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Bo czesz\u0105 si\u0119 miodowym grzebieniem!<\/div>\n

Honeycomb oznacza plaster miodu. Jednak osobno te dwa s\u0142owa mo\u017cna przet\u0142umaczy\u0107 jako comb, czyli grzebie\u0144 oraz honey, czyli mi\u00f3d.<\/p>\n

– What animal is always at a baseball game?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Jakie zwierz\u0119 jest zawsze na meczu baseballa?<\/div>\n
– A bat.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Nietoperz.<\/div>\n

S\u0142owo bat ma dwa znaczenia kij do gry i nietoperz.<\/p>\n

– Why did the student eat his homework?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Dlaczego ucze\u0144 zjad\u0142 swoj\u0105 prac\u0119 domow\u0105?<\/div>\n
– Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Bo nauczyciel powiedzia\u0142, \u017ce to bu\u0142ka z mas\u0142em.<\/div>\n

A piece of cake to idiom, kt\u00f3ry oznacza co\u015b \u0142atwego czyli “bu\u0142ka z mas\u0142em”. Ale jest to r\u00f3wnie\u017c wyra\u017cenie, kt\u00f3re przet\u0142umaczymy jako kawa\u0142ek ciasta.<\/p>\n

– What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Kt\u00f3re stworzenie jest m\u0105drzejsze od m\u00f3wi\u0105cej papugi?<\/div>\n
– A spelling bee.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Literuj\u0105ca pszczo\u0142a.<\/div>\n

Spelling bee to nazwa angielskiej gry, kt\u00f3ra polega na literowaniu s\u0142\u00f3w. Jednak to wyra\u017cenia mo\u017cna te\u017c przet\u0142umaczy\u0107 dos\u0142ownie jako literuj\u0105ca pszczo\u0142a.<\/p>\n

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April Fool\u2019s Day<\/h5>\n

Prima Aprilis (April Fool\u2019s Day)<\/strong> jest obchodzone 1 kwietnia. Tradycyjnie w tym dniu ludzie robi\u0105 sobie nawzajem kawa\u0142y (play pranks)<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

– Why was the math book sad?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Dlaczego ksi\u0105\u017cka do matematyki wygl\u0105da na smutn\u0105?<\/div>\n
– Because it had so many problems.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Bo ma wiele problem\u00f3w.<\/div>\n

W j\u0119zyku angielskim problem mo\u017cna przet\u0142umaczy\u0107 zar\u00f3wno jako problem, jak i zadanie.<\/p>\n

– Why did the computer go to the doctor?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Dlaczego komputer poszed\u0142 do lekarza.<\/div>\n
– It had a virus.<\/strong><\/div>\n

    Bo mia\u0142 wirusa.<\/p>\n

– What are the strongest days of the week?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Jakie dni tygodnia s\u0105 najsilniejsze?<\/div>\n
– Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Sobota i niedziela. Pozosta\u0142e s\u0105 s\u0142abe.<\/div>\n

Weekdays to dni powszednie. Week to homofon<\/a> przymiotnika weak, czyli s\u0142aby. Homofony to s\u0142owa, kt\u00f3re brzmi\u0105 podobnie ale s\u0105 inaczej pisane i maj\u0105 inne znaczenie.<\/p>\n

– Why are fish so smart?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Dlaczego ryby s\u0105 takie m\u0105dre?<\/div>\n
– Because they live in schools!<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Bo mieszkaj\u0105 w szko\u0142ach!<\/div>\n

W j\u0119zyku angielskim \u0142awica ryb nazywa si\u0119 a school of fish. School znaczy szko\u0142a.<\/p>\n

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\"kawa\u0142y<\/p>\n

Kawa\u0142y po angielsku dla doros\u0142ych<\/h2>\n

Dowcipy dla doros\u0142ych cz\u0119sto maj\u0105 bardziej prze\u015bmiewczy charakter. Autor dowcipu mo\u017ce \u017cartowa\u0107 z jakiej\u015b sytuacji lub te\u017c z samego z siebie (to poke fun at yourself)<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

I heard women love a man in uniform. Can\u2019t wait to start working at McDonald’s.<\/strong><\/div>\n

S\u0142ysza\u0142em, \u017ce kobiety uwielbiaj\u0105 m\u0119\u017cczyzn w uniformie. Nie mog\u0119 si\u0119 doczeka\u0107 kiedy zaczn\u0119 pracowa\u0107 w McDonaldzie.<\/p>\n

Losing a wife can be very tough. Some may even say impossible.<\/strong><\/div>\n

Trudno jest straci\u0107 \u017con\u0119. Niekt\u00f3rzy m\u00f3wi\u0105, \u017ce jest to niemo\u017cliwe.<\/p>\n

Man to his wife: I\u2019d never say you\u2019re fat! You\u2019re just a bit more visible.<\/strong><\/div>\n

M\u0119\u017cczyzna do swojej \u017cony: Nigdy nie powiedzia\u0142em, \u017ce jeste\u015b grub\u0105! Jeste\u015b tylko bardziej widoczna!<\/p>\n

Talk is cheap, yeah? Have you ever talked to a lawyer?!<\/strong><\/div>\n

Rozmowa nic nie kosztuje? A rozmawia\u0142e\u015b\/a\u015b kiedy\u015b z prawnikiem?<\/p>\n

I saw this sweet poor old lady fall down the stairs and hurt herself. At least I assume she was poor because I didn\u2019t find more than 3.50 in her wallet.<\/strong><\/div>\n

Widzia\u0142em\/am jak taka s\u0142odka biedna staruszka spad\u0142a ze schod\u00f3w i zrani\u0142a si\u0119. Znaczy tak przypuszczam, \u017ce by\u0142a biedna, bo w jej portfelu nie znalaz\u0142em\/am wi\u0119cej ni\u017c 3,5 dolara.<\/p>\n

Do you know this joke where all the idiots say no?<\/strong><\/div>\n

Czy znasz ten kawa\u0142, w kt\u00f3rym wszyscy idioci m\u00f3wi\u0105 “nie”?<\/p>\n

Life is a bit like soccer in a way. You can either use your head, or a good, swift kick.<\/strong><\/div>\n

\u017bycie jest troch\u0119 jak pi\u0142ka no\u017cna. Albo u\u017cywasz g\u0142owy, albo szybkiego dobrego kopniaka.<\/p>\n

If we shouldn\u2019t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?<\/strong><\/div>\n

Je\u015bli nie mamy je\u015b\u0107 w nocy to dlaczego w lod\u00f3wce jest \u015bwiat\u0142o?<\/p>\n

Chocolate is the best investment. You buy 100 g \u2013 you gain 2 kg!<\/strong><\/div>\n

Czekolada na najlepsza inwestycja. Kupujesz 100 g, a zyskujesz 2kg.<\/p>\n

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Kawa\u0142y po angielsku typu knock-knock<\/h5>\n

Jedne z najpopularniejszych kawa\u0142\u00f3w w j\u0119zyku angielskim s\u0105 dowcipy typu puk-puk (knock-knock jokes)<\/b>. Wszystkie kawa\u0142y tego typu maj\u0105 podobn\u0105 struktur\u0119 zaczynaj\u0105c\u0105 si\u0119 od wyimaginowanego pukania do drzwi (to knock on the door)<\/b>.<\/p>\n

– Knock, knock.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Puk, puk.<\/div>\n
– Who\u2019s there?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Kto tam?<\/div>\n
– I am.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Ja.<\/div>\n
– I am who?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Ja kto?<\/div>\n
– You don\u2019t know who you are?<\/strong><\/div>\n

    Nie wiesz kim jeste\u015b?<\/p>\n

– Knock, knock.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Puk, puk.<\/div>\n
– Who\u2019s there?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Kto tam?<\/div>\n
– Doctor.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Doktor.<\/div>\n
– Doctor who?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Doktor Who?<\/div>\n
– You\u2019ve seen that TV show?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Widzia\u0142e\u015b\/a\u015b ten serial?<\/div>\n

Nawi\u0105zanie do brytyjskiego serialu \u201cDoctor Who\u201d.<\/p>\n

– Knock-knock.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Puk, puk.<\/div>\n
– Who’s there?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Kto tam?<\/div>\n
– Cow says.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Krowa m\u00f3wi.<\/div>\n
– Cow says who?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Krowa m\u00f3wi kto?<\/div>\n
– No, silly! A cow says “Mooooo!<\/strong><\/div>\n

    Nie, g\u0142uptasie! Krowa m\u00f3wi “muuu”!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It\u2019s been a month now and she\u2019s still not speaking to me!<\/strong><\/div>\n

Kobiety naprawd\u0119 chowaj\u0105 uraz\u0119. Moja \u017cona poprosi\u0142a mnie, \u017ceby poda\u0142 jej balsam do ust. Ale przez pomy\u0142k\u0119 da\u0142em jej superglue. Min\u0105\u0142 ju\u017c miesi\u0105c, a ona wci\u0105\u017c si\u0119 do mnie nie odzywa!<\/p>\n

Funny, those road signs: \u201cCaution – Watch for children!\u201d I mean, how dangerous can a child be?<\/strong><\/div>\n

Znaki drogowe typu: “Zachowaj ostro\u017cno\u015b\u0107 – Uwa\u017caj na dzieci!” s\u0105 zabawne. Znaczy, jak niebezpieczne mo\u017ce by\u0107 dziecko?<\/p>\n

At a mental hospital: \u201cDoctor Fergusson, what do you want us to do with the new arrival in room 18? He thinks he\u2019s a wolf.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n
W szpitalu psychiatrycznym: \u201cDoktorze Fergusson, co powinni\u015bmy zrobi\u0107 z tym nowym pacjentem z pokoju 18? My\u015bli, \u017ce jest wilkiem.\u201d<\/div>\n
Doctor Fergusson thinks for a moment, \u201cFirst rule is, don\u2019t let his grandmother in for a visit!<\/strong><\/div>\n

Doktor Fergusson zastanawia si\u0119 przez chwil\u0119 i m\u00f3wi: “Pierwsza zasada, nie pozw\u00f3l odwiedza\u0107 go jego babci!”<\/p>\n

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Little Red Riding Hood<\/h5>\n

Ten \u017cart nawi\u0105zuje do znanej bajki – Czerwony Kapturek (Little Red Riding Hood)<\/b>. Ze s\u0142ownictwem zwi\u0105zanym z bajkami mo\u017cna zapozna\u0107 si\u0119 w artykule bajki po angielsku.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Girls mostly treat me like a God. They totally forget that I exist and only approach me when they need something.<\/strong><\/div>\n

Dziewczyny totalnie traktuj\u0105 mnie jak Boga. Na co dzie\u0144 nie pami\u0119taj\u0105, \u017ce istnieje i zwracaj\u0105 si\u0119 do mnie tylko gdy czego\u015b potrzebuj\u0105.<\/p>\n

Girl: \u201cI’m sick and tired of you pretending to be some detective ace all the time. I think we should split up.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n
Dziewczyna: “Mam po dziurki w nosie tego, \u017ce ca\u0142y czas udajesz wielkiego detektywa. Powinni\u015bmy si\u0119 rozsta\u0107.”<\/div>\n
Guy: \u201cExcellent idea. That way we can cover more ground.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n

Ch\u0142opak: “\u015awietny pomys\u0142. W ten spos\u00f3b mo\u017cemy przeszuka\u0107 wi\u0119kszy obszar.”<\/p>\n

Dentist: \u201cYou need a crown.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n
Dentysta: “Potrzebujesz korony.”<\/div>\n
Patient: \u201cFinally someone who understands me<\/strong>.\u201d<\/div>\n

Pacjent: “W ko\u0144cu kto\u015b mnie rozumie.”<\/p>\n

Doctor: \u201cYou’re obese.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n
Doktor: “Jeste\u015b oty\u0142y\/a.”<\/div>\n
Patient: \u201cFor that I definitely want a second opinion.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n
Pacjent: “Zdecydowanie chc\u0119 drugiej opinii.”<\/div>\n
Doctor: \u201cYou\u2019re quite ugly, too.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n

Doktor: “Jeste\u015b te\u017c brzydki\/a.”<\/p>\n

– Why did the picture go to prison?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Dlaczego zdj\u0119cie posz\u0142o do wi\u0119zienia?<\/div>\n
– Because it was framed!<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Bo zosta\u0142o wrobione! (dos\u0142. zosta\u0142o oprawione)<\/div>\n

To be framed to idiom oznaczaj\u0105cy zosta\u0107 wrobionym. Jednak czasownik frame oznacza obramowa\u0107, oprawi\u0107 w ramk\u0119.<\/p>\n

\n
Angielskie idiomy<\/h5>\n

J\u0119zyk angielski charakteryzuje si\u0119 du\u017c\u0105 ilo\u015bci\u0105 idiom\u00f3w. Idiomy to wyra\u017cenia, kt\u00f3rych nie mo\u017cna rozumie\u0107 dos\u0142ownie. Z wybranymi idiomami mo\u017cna si\u0119 zapozna\u0107 wchodz\u0105c na s\u0142ownik idiom\u00f3w<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

– How did the bullet lose its job?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Jak nab\u00f3j straci\u0142 prac\u0119?<\/div>\n
– It got fired.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Zosta\u0142 zwolniony.<\/div>\n

Wyra\u017cenie get fired oznacza zosta\u0107 zwolnionym, ale wyra\u017cenie to fire a bullet oznacza wystrzeli\u0107 nab\u00f3j.<\/p>\n

– What do you get from a pampered cow?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Co dostaniesz od rozpieszczonej krowy?<\/div>\n
– Spoiled milk.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Zepsute mleko.<\/div>\n

S\u0142owo spoiled mo\u017ce znaczy\u0107 zepsuty w znaczeniu nie\u015bwie\u017cy i niedaj\u0105cy si\u0119 do spo\u017cycia, jak i r\u00f3wnie\u017c zepsuty w znaczeniu rozpieszczony.<\/p>\n

– What\u2019s the best thing about Switzerland?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Co jest najlepsze w Szwajcarii?<\/div>\n
– I don\u2019t know, but the flag is a big plus.<\/strong><\/div>\n

    Nie wiem, ale ich flaga jest wielkim plusem.<\/p>\n

– Which rock group has four guys who can\u2019t sing or play instruments?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Kt\u00f3ra grupa rockowa ma czterech facet\u00f3w, kt\u00f3rzy nie umiej\u0105 \u015bpiewa\u0107 ani gra\u0107 na instrumentach?<\/div>\n
– Mount Rushmore.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Mount Rushmore.<\/div>\n

Mount Rushmore to g\u00f3ra w kt\u00f3rej wyryte s\u0105 twarze ameryka\u0144skich prezydent\u00f3w. S\u0142owo rock oznacza zar\u00f3wno gatunek muzyczny, jak i ska\u0142\u0119.<\/p>\n

\n
Dowcipy po angielsku typu “Ile os\u00f3b potrzeba do zmiany \u017car\u00f3wki?”<\/h5>\n

Kawa\u0142y po angielsku typu \u201dile os\u00f3b potrzeba do zmiany \u017car\u00f3wki\u201d s\u0105 form\u0105 nabijania si\u0119 z jakiej\u015b grupy os\u00f3b (to make fun of a certain group of people)<\/strong>. Puent\u0105 takich \u017cart\u00f3w zwykle jest jaka\u015b stereotypowa cecha danej grupy.<\/p>\n

– How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Ile aktor\u00f3w potrzeba do zmiany \u017car\u00f3wki?<\/div>\n
– Only one. They don\u2019t like to share the spotlight.<\/strong><\/div>\n

    Tylko jednego. Oni nie lubi\u0105 dzieli\u0107 si\u0119 \u015bwiat\u0142em reflektor\u00f3w.<\/p>\n

– How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Ile manager\u00f3w potrzeba do zmiany \u017car\u00f3wki?<\/div>\n
– One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it.<\/strong><\/div>\n

    Jednego \u017ceby przyni\u00f3s\u0142 \u017car\u00f3wk\u0119 i dw\u00f3ch do wykr\u0119cenia numeru do jednego z ich podw\u0142adnych, kt\u00f3ry zmieni \u017car\u00f3wk\u0119.<\/p>\n

– How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Ilu prawnik\u00f3w potrzeba do zmiany \u017car\u00f3wki?<\/div>\n
– How many can you afford?<\/strong><\/div>\n

    Na ilu ci\u0119 sta\u0107?<\/p>\n

– How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Ilu policjant\u00f3w potrzeba do wkr\u0119cenia \u017car\u00f3wk\u0119?<\/div>\n
– It turned itself in.<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Sama si\u0119 wkr\u0119ci\u0142a.<\/div>\n

Wyra\u017cenie to turn oneself in oznacza odda\u0107 si\u0119 w r\u0119ce policji. Czasownik turn oznacza kr\u0119ci\u0107, obraca\u0107.<\/p>\n

– How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Ilu polityk\u00f3w potrzeba do zmiany \u017car\u00f3wki?<\/div>\n
– We don\u2019t know. They\u2019re still arguing about it.<\/strong><\/div>\n

    Nie wiemy. Wci\u0105\u017c o tym debatuj\u0105.<\/p>\n

– How many beta testers does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/strong><\/div>\n
    Ilu beta tester\u00f3w potrzeba do zmiany \u017car\u00f3wki?<\/div>\n
– None. They just find the problems; they don\u2019t fix them.<\/strong><\/div>\n

    \u017badnego. Oni tylko znajduj\u0105 problemy – nie rozwi\u0105zuj\u0105 ich.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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